Appaz abbr for apparently. I totes gonna make it big.
Anywho, during one of my frequent trips to the fridge i discovered a carton of milk, one of those single serving 375ml ones, with an over due date of 20 may, that was yesterday. I was going to proceed to consume it since it was only 1 day old and was refrigerated for the duration of its post due date life. However, i then remembered that the rapture was going to occur at 6pm to be precise, so what was the point in that? Instead, i pulled my pants down, played willow smith on my itunes and then danced to the song i whip my penis back and forth. Then i felt sad and lonely, i was going to be spending the last few hours of my life alone, home alone. Then i went to watch home alone. That made me happy so i did more penis whipping. Tired, i sat down. The bending of the legs caused me to contemplate how they decided the rapture was due to arrive in 2 hours. I took my my pen and figured it out. When i say pen, i dont mean my penis. Although that was also whipped out during my intense formula derivation.
Now, the answer to the ultimate question is 42, so if you divide that by the number of digits in that number you get 21. THATS TODAY. DUN DUN DUN. Then if you look down at your feet, and count the number of toes with toenails you will most likely get 5. If not look at your other foot, if not look at your left hand, if not your right. And if still not, then look at someone else’s hands and feet. Whats the month in numerical form? May? yes thats the fifth month. Coincidence I THINK NOT! The derivation for the year was a blur in my memory because i started falling asleep. An hour later i wake up with andrew at my door poking the ding dong button like its a vagina. Half awake or half asleep depending on whether you’re an optimist or a pessimist, i open the door for him and he takes out his gun and robs my whole house. Yeah expected since its the end of the world. It didnt bother me since he didnt take my computer which allowed me to type up this blog.
If the end of the world was at 6 i wouldnt be too peeved. Because i wouldnt actually miss out on the hkoh concert, due to play at 7.30pm nor will i have to do my finals exams or build my engg1000 project. So all is good indeed.
Although i would like to have finished watching the office. Still have about 1/4 of season 6 and then all of season 7 to go. Cant fit that in now though. Heres one of my favourite scenes.
i chose one that you would get a laugh even if you didnt watch the office. Although its three thousand times funnier if you do watch the office. Anywho time to pack up my belongs and shit before i ascend to heaven. What do you wear for heaven? togas? Is it cold up there? Better bring my bathing suit just in case.
vincent teitris
